But I’m getting ahead of myself, launching into rambling
waffle about laundry and groceries of all mundanities, when I haven’t provided
the all-important update on our progress.
I started my new job at Royal Melbourne Institute of
Technology (RMIT) on Tuesday 12 March. I
have been told by numerous colleagues that the period of time between interview
and start date must be an all-time speed record for the institution – and
possibly for the entire global higher education sector – which I could well
believe. Under normal circumstances
things would have taken far longer, but when informally offered the position
the previous week, I pressed my (now) line manager to hurry things up for
me. Frankly, I was desperate to get
earning and settled, as living with constant uncertainty and ever depleting UK
savings was wearing thin. You might have
noted this already. Anyway, God bless
him, my new manager pulled out all the stops and got me signed up and on the
payroll by Friday 8 March, just two weeks after the interview.
So Tuesday the 12th, I turned up to my new place
of work, and met everyone I would be working with over coffee and cake, before
beginning the obligatory period of ‘background reading’. Not a bad introduction all in all. As well as several Australians in my team
there is an Indian, a Kiwi, a Guatemalan and now, of course, a Scot.
It wasn’t all strenuous coffee and cake consumption,
however. No sooner had we begun our
descent to the café on the ground floor of the building I now work in, than my
mobile phone rang. It was the estate
agent who managed one of the rental properties I had viewed the previous week,
offering me the lease. He said that if I
could get bank drafts raised for the bond (deposit) and first month’s rent by
the afternoon, I could sign the lease that very day and get the keys at the end
of the week.
The property was one I nearly didn’t bother viewing, because
I worried that it might be too far out of the city. But being a little house with its own tiny
garden, tucked away from the road, I immediately fell in love with it, when I
saw it. Matt had agreed that we should
put in an application for the place but was also concerned about the distance
from the centre of town, particularly given the working hours he typically
keeps. After discussion, I suggested
that he have a go at buying a cheap, second-hand car. He could drive it and a load of our stuff
currently in storage in Brisbane down to Melbourne, saving removals fees, and
have a vehicle to run around in once he got here. He had just been offered a loan from his
mother for just such an eventuality and within a couple of days, Matt had found
a car within budget that would do the trick.
I therefore left work early on my first day to go in search
of a National Australia Bank that would give me a couple of bank drafts. Now this isn’t the first time I have moved
internationally. I have had experience
of having to grapple with foreign banking systems and different procedures, not
to mention some of the wacky set ups back home.
It was therefore with some trepidation that I approached a branch of my
bank in the city, without having made an appointment, to try and get the bank
drafts raised. To my amazement the whole
procedure went off without a hitch. In a
couple of hours I was the proud tenant of our little house in Balwyn.
That evening I moved
out of my long suffering friends’ place and into a hotel, being now assured of
ongoing income and a permanent place of residence in the near future. (Thank you Mum!)
The rest of the week flew past and by Friday, I had two
substantial pieces of work to get my teeth into. Brilliant!
Background reading is all very well and what not but I confess to
loathing it if that is all there is to do.
My reading slows, my attention wanders, I start looking blankly out of
windows with my mouth hanging open and before you know it, I’m questioning my
ability to do the job based on the fact that I’ve had to re-read a dreary
sentence 40 times and I still haven’t got a clue what it means.
Now that I’ve stuff to do, background reading has a purpose
and somehow it goes easier.
The weekend brought cold, rainy weather worthy of a Scottish
summer, which totally derailed the Australian Grand Prix. That’ll be why there’s no Glasgow Grand Prix
then… My aforementioned long suffering
friends again lent me their meerkatobile to go and do some shopping for the
house. With it I headed to Doncaster’s
Westfield Shopping Town (on the outskirts of Melbourne) and explored its
tardis-like properties. I couldn’t move
into our house just yet because there was absolutely no furniture and no appliances
save the integrated hob and oven, but I figured that I could get some
essentials for when I did move in – like crockery, bedding, cleaning equipment
etc.
To solve the furniture/appliances issue and on Matt’s
suggestion (I wouldn’t have thought of it) I sought the services of Radio
Rentals – still going strong in Australia and open for the rental of anything
from exercise equipment and x-boxes to bedroom furniture. I attempted to hire from them a washing
machine, fridge and bed, which were the absolute basics I needed to live in the
new place. The lassie I spoke to at RR
was very helpful and assured me that they could easily fulfil my request. All I had to do, as a foreigner, was find no
fewer than 5, that’s FIVE, Australian referees to attest to the fact that I
would not be either a flight risk or possessed of a tendency to blow up rental
furniture and appliances on a regular basis. Suspect they might have been watching too many
imported UK TV shows featuring Richard Hammond.
Luckily, I know quite a few people of the Australian persuasion – or at
least with Australian credentials – and so was able to supply the required
references.
The delivery arrived on Tuesday 21 March, which was also the
day I checked out of the hotel and moved into our new home! I was soo excited! The delivery guy, true to their company’s
policy on foreign birds, took one look at my passport (one of the three
required pieces of ID I had to supply on delivery) and grilled me for a good 10
minutes on my purpose for being in Australia.
I began to suspect he worked for the Immigration department. When I said my husband was Australian, he
then asked me how I had managed to get in the country and how long I’d been
living off the state. I explained that
we’d been married nearly 10 years and that I was living and working in Scotland
when I applied for the visa, at which he expressed relief that I wasn’t one of
those ‘mail order brides’. I honestly
didn’t know whether to be insulted by this or flattered that my superficial
charms might qualify me as such.
Since the delivery of the fridge, the washing machine and
the bed, I have been pretty much living in bed (probably consistent with mail
order bride status but with less housework and fewer beatings). It’s by far the most comfortable of the three
to be sitting/lying on. This has been
strangely enjoyable. At last a bit of
space all of my own! That I am earning
MONEY to pay for! I cannot express the
extent to which this particular little thing is so utterly game changing for
me.
But no sooner was I becoming accustomed to my bed-based
existence than another friend of mine offered and delivered a heap of furniture
to me this morning. I am now the proud
owner of a sofa (courtesy of his mother in law), a desk, a kitchen table and
two chairs, and a coffee table.
Funky orange chair donated by friends
I am overcome by the kindness and generosity of my friends
and family in the course of this move.
We couldn’t have done it without you.
You know who you are. A thousand
thankyous!
And the house? And
its distance to the City? No problems at
all! I have a couple of options in terms
of public transport. One is a fifteen
minute walk followed by a tram that drops me right outside work. I’m not sure I
should be publicising this, but there are always seats. If it’s rubbish weather or if I’m running
later in the morning, I can take a bus two minutes’ walk from my door that
shoots along the freeway into the city in half an hour. Quicker than the commute from far closer
suburbs, again with plenty of seats and not a jakey or junkie in sight. This enables me to spend a very pleasant 40
minutes or so either side of my working day people-watching. Middle-aged male cyclists are far more
entertaining than the grand prix in my opinion.
The competitiveness and one-upmanship you see on the roads. It’s electric! They’ll run red lights and all sorts of risks
in order to get ahead! Then there’s that
peculiar brand of Melbourne quirkiness that you get to see. The other day I spotted a woman skateboarding
home from the supermarket. She was in
her thirties, dressed in a long, stylish, grey cashmere cardigan and sporting
Jackie O type sunnies with her groceries slung over either wrist. Just gliding on down the pavement without a
care in the world.
The neighbours have been lovely and given us a bottle of
wine as a welcome to the neighbourhood present.
Matt has just finished up work in Brisbane today and is
coming down to Melbourne mid next week.
I am on the point of daring to believe that things might be working out
quite well after all. At the very least
I have taken advantage of the sparse furnishings and danced a waltz around our
new living room in celebration.
It’s the little things.
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